Thursday, February 28, 2008

Return of Dots?

So Chris went home. I didn't get to actually see the episode as Nox's cable committed suicide, but televisionwithoutpity is my long and steady friend.

Anyway, in lieu of the fact that PR is ending next week ( good riddance, overall my interest this season declined rapidly), I was thinking of starting yet another pointless weekly ritual to ensure my blog doesn't go the way of the dinosaurs. I just don't think Top Chef will cut the mustard.

Once , many eons ago I made comic. Let's be clear that it was not a well drawn comic and the dialogue has no bubbles and overall it looks sort of like modern art without the thought. But! I sort of loved it.

It's archived, please ignore the hopeful update schedule that never was: Dots!

So my question...is any one interested in seeing more?

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Project Runway Finale Predictions

1. Chris will not be the one to show. I just have this feeling. The Draper will continue his curtains on the runway.

2. For the win? I'm going to head towards Jillian, actually. Not because of my loathing for Sir FlippyHair, but just a trend in the show. The young and upcoming talent doesn't win. I'm thinking of Daniel V. here.

3. Someone will cry. ( Maybe they will bring back Ricky for the job).

4. People from another Bravo show will appear. ( The Queer Eye guys used to fill this role?)

We shall see.

In other news, one week til I sign papers that make me officially a renter. Which is good because last night I came home and walked into the bathroom door in my attempt not to wake my parents up. I want to come home and go to the bathroom with the lights on. A lot.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

All Our Reunions...

Is there anything sweeter and yet so bitter and hateful as a reunion show?

First, it's really just a time spacer so the editors can throw some stuff together from fashion week ( oh yes, I'm talking about Project Runway again, I know, it's been ages!).

Second..even on my beloved PR where the bitchiness is generally kept to a mild simmer, the potential for drama is so high. It was actually nice to see that the contestants generally didn't rise to the bait, keeping very civil. The only person that looked loathe to be there was Victorya and it probably didn't help that Heidi called her 'uptight' and then brushed her off for the rest of the show. I loved the way they kept cutting to her face, hoping to spur on some drama with her frowns.

Thirdly, Christian....fan favorite? I am of the confused. I'd have taken Chris, Sweet Pea or Eliza in that order. But Christian really? Espeically when Michael Knight, the nicest contestant ever, came out to pass the baton. I digress. I refuse to hate on Christian anymore, less the Pirate come for me.


Fourthly....I don't have a fourthly. Apartment update is that it looks to be a go though I won't be signing anything until the first week in March. My move in date is Sat. March 15th which is great because March 16th is the only Sunday I have to work like all year. Ah timing.

Balls,
CGL

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Apartment Watch 2008

So I might actually close on a place if this woman ever gets back to me. The only downside is a two year lease and I want to know what will happen if I have to break the lease to change jobs. We'll see.

It's a beautiful apartment, big living room and bedroom in a huge complex that's very quiet and yet right next to lots of shops and about five-ten minutes from my job. It's all very exciting and filled with shades of possibilities at the moment.

Wish me luck.
CGL

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Being Individual in an era of fluidity

Invisible Man Season 1 came up for pre-order on Amazon. Children, I nearly wet myself. And ordered it....with the cheap slow shipping because I like to torture myself!

Also, I discovered a site unveiled my long hidden inner shopper. Etsy is the most addictive thing EVER. It's essentially a place for individual craftsman and women to sell there wares which range over pretty much everything imaginable. I've already bought a new messenger bag, a decoupaged jewelry box and an art print. Anyone that knows me well, knows that I usually don't buy nice things for myself, but this place is addictive. But this site has lots of one of a kind items which I find really appealing.

Between that and something my mother mentioned, I arrived at today's post topic. My mother was reading a book that mentioned the current trend of young knitters. The book theorized that knitting was making a come back because people in my generation ( Y boderlining the Millennials) have a real thirst for things that aren't massed produced. That we want to create things that are unique. Now as a generation we're frequently slammed on both fronts for this sort of thing.

On the one hand, our baby boomer parents are said to have infantilized us, over praised us and over emphasized our 'unique like a snowflake' side. Supposedly, this has made us more narcissistic then previous generations.

On the other hand, growing up in the internet age has supposedly made us more hive-minded and more likely to move along with the crowd. We're also supposed to prefer working in groups rather then on our own.

Like any generalization, there is probably some truth to both ideas. I also think that every generation criticizes the one that follows it since cavemen lived long enough to think that those damn kids were crazy with their new grunts and low hanging leopard skins.

The world is changing thanks to the power of technology. The internet allows greater information (good and bad) dispersal and takes down some of the walls of privacy that has stood for years. It is both easier and harder to be an individual in such a state. I'm not going to argue for or against individuality. In western culture there is great confusion as to whether being one is admirable (great thinkers and artists) or not (he's crazy, she just wants attention). And probably depends a lot on the person in question.

I'm not really sure where I'm going with this. It's just been on my mind. All I know is that I saw something different and I wanted it. The idea of something crafted and artistic to put on my Ikea furniture was fun and not nearly as expensive as you'd think. I don't want my potential new apartment to look like some crazed hippie artist decorated it, but I also don't want it to be another page out of the Raymour and Flanigan catalog.

Balls.

Later days,
CGL

Friday, February 8, 2008

On the Feminization of Cursewords

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cv2INuu9eo

The above clip was blatantly stolen from Librarian in Black who got it from the Lipstick Librarian. It's a beautiful chain of social networking.

Today I want to talk to y'all about something near and dear to my heart: cursing.

I'm a proliferate curser. I have been as far back as I can remember and I do not apologize for it. Sometimes only a good fuck or shit will do or maybe, something more creative.

Then there are balls. As in "I wish I had the balls". I'm not a femnazi or anything, but it has finally occurred to me that that's bullshit. I know plenty of women that are 'ballsier' then men, but do not have said appendage. Why do men get all the credit and when a women is being assertive it is because she is being manly?

I cry foul. I have been known occasionally to say "She's got great ovaries for doing that." But let's face it, it doesn't quite roll off the tongue the same way. I could be an uberdork and use something gender neutral like 'She's got such great spunk', but that makes me sound a hundred and fifty years old. I'm not really a spunk person unless it's referring to the male bodily fluid.

So what's the answer? No, seriously. I want you tell me. What can I use to express someone's awesome arrogance or chutzpah? And yes, I know chutzpah works, but the Yiddish, she has to stop somewhere before she eats my brain.

I'm looking at y'all. What's our other option?

Cupping my balls in anticipation,
Your fucking CGL