Mmm....reality tv....

It tastes as good as candy and is just as bad for me. I had a chance to watch a lot while I malingered on the couch. Here are the highlights:

1. Project Runway returns this week! My fave reality tv show evah. And as if in honor of this Santino was on Amercia's Most Smartest Model. I miss that season. Nick and Daniel were so doing it.

2. America's Most Smartest Model....this is brain crack for anyone who has any kind of common sense and midlevel IQ, but never made it in the looks department. Geeks created this show. It's great. Watch dumb, pretty people fall on their dumb, pretty faces. I am petty. I don't care.

3. Shot of Love with Tila Tequila...... I didn't want to watch it. There was literally nothing else on. Not even BBC's Cash in the Attic which is my stand by sick day show. It is truly horrifying. She sticks all her potential dates (twist: they are men and women! Bi people should suffer horrible reality torment too! Yay, equality?) in one bed. And then tells them they shouldn't do anything physical with each other. And then is utterly shocked when they do. Given that there is more alchol then in a pub, no place for privacy and everyone on the show has an intense desire to be desired and watched..... what was she expecting?

4. I Love New York.... Are her implants growing from show to show? She has entered into the world of scary scary breasts. They look like they might explode. I miss Midget Matt already. He was the voice of reason.

5. I just used the word reason in conjunction with reality programming....shoot me.

I am going to try to do a weekly update of Project Runway that I hope will be interactive! I want to act with you! You make me active. You are special.

I swear that I still have deep thoughts. It's just been a very long few weeks.

Outie like a belly button,
CGL