Ms. Manners Gives a Beat Down

Not really, but wouldn't that be awsome?

NO! ::punch to the face:: Elbows! ::kick to the groin:: On The! ::roundhouse kick:: Table! ::grinding of high heel into the stomach::

As I may have mentioned before my patrons are sometimes a little...special. See Redrum, Redrum two posts back (exciting update: stains still present and someone peed GREEN all over a seat, not sure what STD causes that).

I have had a few manners issues, some of the doozies including knocking on my cage walls instead of the doors, being cursed out for not providing more printer paper quickly enough and someone sticking pieces of packing tape on my car door. To be fair, I don't think the last was personal as none of the patrons know which car is mine.

In any case, I think one of my favorite small manner mishaps is when they borrow something from me then complain about the quality. I love this. "These scissors are dull! What do you mean you only have paperclips? Why can't I have a stapler? This stapler is crappy!"

Yes. I will get right on that. The funny thing is that these are not spoiled rich people. They in fact come from fairly low income neighborhoods. Yet, whenever the least one of their demands is not met there is an instant hissy fit.

Ms. Manners needs to get on those karate lessons stat.

Catch you on the flipside,
CGL