Cause She's Got Rocks On the Mind

Today, a tribute! It is in actuality, a birthday tribute to my most wonderful Geo Penny. The Tribute is late because I suck at life for two years running and she has the right to beat me mercilessly...with sticks.

So without further adieu (well maybe just a little adieu...adieu) reasons why Geo is so freakin' awesome:

1. OMG this girl is smart. Smart to the S to the M to the A to the R to the T. She can eat you with science! It's true!

2. She is a nazi about recycling. At one point, she was hoarding 100+ shopping bags.

3. Her dorky obsessions are many, but my favorite is her love of movies that contain bad geology: Dante's Peak and The Core for example. She can watch these over and over.

4. She is the only one who loves our shared home state as much as I do.

5. She's also an only child and we totally get that about each other. Awesome.

6. Once? We both wanted pie. DESPERATELY. We bought two frozen ones and defrosted them and ate nearly the whole of one in a sitting and it was awesome.

7. She always has a solution. See #1. If you have a problem, she's all over it. Also? She gives good hugs.
8. The Knitting Saga:
Me: I will teach you to knit!
Geo: Meh. Knitting is lame. My mom wanted to teach me, but I don't like it.
Me: I bet if I taught you, you would kick my ass at it.
Geo: Meh.
Law: TEACH ME! Even though I am left handed and will require brain strain to reverse the knitting ways!
Me: OK! ::does so::
Geo: ...now I'm left out.
Me: LET ME TEACH YOU.
Geo: Ok, ok. ::proceeds to learn and KICK MY ASS AT KNITTING. She made a sweater and the sweetest stuffed pig ever::

9. She out stubborns me and Law on occasion. This is incredibly impressive.

10. She's my hetero life partner. Nuff said.

There's no number 11 because this really isn't my reason, it's just a cute story. See, I hate the franchise that rhymes with Rectal Hell, but Law and Geo LOVE IT. They refer to themselves as rhymes with Rectal Hell friends. See why I adore them?

Rock on, Geo, rock on like it's your birthday from last week.

Catch you on the flipside,
CGL